Thursday, April 19, 2012

Quarantine

"Authorities urge the public to be
innoculated" the head on TV
related, "This year's flu is very bad
and preventative measures are the key
to always staying (cough, cough) excuse me,
disease free. I just had a chance to see
my own doctor (cough, cough) and boy I'm glad
I got that shot, and best of all, it's free!"
The government commanded everyone
to get their needling without delay,
the domesticated sheep complied,
and when the campaign was finally done
the people felt protected in a way
and then they all went home, and promptly died.

7 comments:

walnutsnpears.com said...

LOL! Thanks for this post! It made me laugh. Good luck with the rest of the AtoZ Challenge!

Pat Hatt said...

hahahahaha oh that was good
And take caution we should
Tell those greed mongers to shove their flu shot up their rear
Or take it and stick it in their ear

Lynn Proctor said...

you have reaffirmed my feelings about the flu shot ;)

Eileen T O'Neill ..... said...

Bob,

Love the sight of 'the sheep' following the reassurances :)

Testing the untested....

Eileen

farawayeyes said...

Exactly why I never get one.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Jack said...

Relevant!

rch said...

Thanks for your comments!!