"Authorities urge the public to be
innoculated" the head on TV
related, "This year's flu is very bad
and preventative measures are the key
to always staying (cough, cough) excuse me,
disease free. I just had a chance to see
my own doctor (cough, cough) and boy I'm glad
I got that shot, and best of all, it's free!"
The government commanded everyone
to get their needling without delay,
the domesticated sheep complied,
and when the campaign was finally done
the people felt protected in a way
and then they all went home, and promptly died.