Thursday, April 12, 2012


Kevin the Klutz
had oversized nuts
and all of his peers
had him pegged as a putz

he loved to drink Jack
both the green and the black
like grease in the gears
it helped him stay slack

he constantly failed
and always got bailed
but over the years
stability staled

till he was let go
beginning the flow
of piteous tears
when he shot his own toe.


anthony stemke said...

A good poem, but am confused about the word "baled". Was he wrapped into a bundle like a bale of hay or "bailed" as in bailed out.
Regardless, I enjoyed the poem.

rch said...

Hi Anthony, thanks for catching that! 8-D

Lynn Proctor said...

poor kevin---funny stuff!

richard said...

The story of Kevin
news at eleven

Mark Koopmans said...

Klassic :)

Loved it, but did you *have* to use my life story :)

Pat Hatt said...

haha oh that was fun
Very well spun
Now with nine toes
Those with a foot fetish he could cause woes

Damyanti said...

:)--that gave me a bittersweet smile.

Hope you’re enjoying the challenge so far!
--Damyanti, Co-host A to Z Challenge April 2012

Twitter: @AprilA2Z

Nikki said...

This was great :) Cool blog :D

Nikki – inspire nordic

rch said...

I think everyone has had a Kevin in their life at one point or another :-P