With dinnerware that's far from white
though not the blackest pot
her cookbook has no recipe for shame
she has a healthy appetite
and while she craves things hot
meticulously manages the flame
she hungers to be stuffed
(and maybe even cuffed)
so please rehinge your jaw
she likes her beefcake raw.
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LOL- I could take this so many different directions, but I think that was your intention.
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wow, she sounds like the lady with quite the appetite!
A veritable smorgasbord of appetites I see.
That gave me a good chuckle!
Well I intended my week 4 theme to be food related titles with as many puns and such as you could stomach (pun intended) but some of these poems went in a slightly spicier direction.
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