Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Burnt

I’ve stewed and now I’m steaming
be ready for a reaming,
if you think I’ll simmer down
you really must be dreaming—

the pressure is horrendous
with tremors most tremendous
and when the lid is finally blown
the stink will be stupendous!

5 comments:

Shirley said...

Holy Batman! You better release that valve before the cooker explodes! It's time to cook something else!!!
Take this into consideration and call me in the morning. ;)

Jo Janoski said...

I'm thinkin' I'll be clearing out of here pronto!

rch said...

lmao!! You guys crack me up, I'm just having fun with words and the food references were just an extra treat (pun intended) ;)

Shirley said...

Phew! I thought for sure you'd blown a gasket on us! Save this one for the cookbook. ;)

rch said...

8^P