Friday, August 23, 2013

Beached

Is it ego or libido
that compels your current credo
or are you just an idiot
imposing on a Speedo?

"Let it all hang out!"
You indiscreetly shout
until you drop from one too many
foamy pints of stout

then Greenpeace gets the call
"Save the whale!" they bawl
before they shove you in the waves
from which you wetly crawl.

2 comments:

Jack said...

As always, nicely rhymed and rhythm-ed. Hilarious, too.

The opening chain of rhymes are especially well-done, your technique is a welcome read every time.

rch said...

Thanks Jack, sorry I haven't been by in a while, this was loosely inspired by that southern comfort commercial of the portly gent walking down the beach with his cocktail.