Thursday, December 07, 2006

Fa la la la la la la fa cue

Jolly thoughts are not extolled here
greediness is what’s expected,
crunchy snacks and lots of cold beer
help sustain the misdirected.

Seeking laughter’s bright forgiveness?
Jolly thoughts are not extolled here;
tepid hearts demeaned in darkness
propagate their lies and old fear.

Breaking free of every mold dear
couldn’t garner more rejection,
jolly thoughts are not extolled here
only scripted genuflection.

Mistletoe replaced with hemlock,
carols with a guinea gold jeer,
doomed to rot alone on this rock
jolly thoughts are not extolled here.


Crunchy Weta said...

The sheer antijolliness of this poem bought a smile to my dial. sorry

Plus Ultra said...

Hey, this is fun and really excellent:), have a blessed joyful Christmas!

ozymandiaz said...

This is actually realy fun to sing
i especially like the part about crunchy snacks and cold beer, they are staples of my season...

rch said...

Ha ha (or should I say HO HO?) I'm glad you guys enjoy my occasionally twisted humor! I'm sorry I haven't had much time to stop by your blogs but things are finally starting to even out. I hope everyone has a great holiday season and I thank you for your friendship. Best to everybody,