The first day of spring
What did it bring?
Mountains of snow
Global warming you know.
Friday, March 22, 2024
Thursday, March 21, 2024
Cooling
Sperry the sparrow felt spry
And spotted one special nearby
He approached and gave her a peck
Recoiling she said, “What the heck?!
You really have some nerve,
Stay away from me you perv!
I can’t believe you would dare
Don’t you see all the snow everywhere?”
And then she abruptly flew away
While he thought, guess not today
I’ll wait for spring to truly hit
And hope that it warms a bit.
And spotted one special nearby
He approached and gave her a peck
Recoiling she said, “What the heck?!
You really have some nerve,
Stay away from me you perv!
I can’t believe you would dare
Don’t you see all the snow everywhere?”
And then she abruptly flew away
While he thought, guess not today
I’ll wait for spring to truly hit
And hope that it warms a bit.
Wednesday, March 20, 2024
Rest Assured
The sweetest perk
To honest work?
A bit of sleep
That’s actually deep
Before thoughts lurk
That love to creep.
To honest work?
A bit of sleep
That’s actually deep
Before thoughts lurk
That love to creep.
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
Restless
The principle of love? First rate!
In action, well, not always great
But such is the devotion of this urge:
It can help remediate
Frustrating thoughts in those who wait
With every giddy sleep depriving surge.
In action, well, not always great
But such is the devotion of this urge:
It can help remediate
Frustrating thoughts in those who wait
With every giddy sleep depriving surge.
Monday, March 18, 2024
Saved
Current mood: Foul
Favorite look — Scowl
Place in life = Slave
Attitude? Grave
Term of service — Long
Faith in God: Strong
Favorite look — Scowl
Place in life = Slave
Attitude? Grave
Term of service — Long
Faith in God: Strong
Sunday, March 17, 2024
Mix it Up
Once you sell your soul
They have attained control
Their one and only goal:
Complete corruption
Of everything you are
And nothing is too far
Show them you can spar
Demand disruption!
They have attained control
Their one and only goal:
Complete corruption
Of everything you are
And nothing is too far
Show them you can spar
Demand disruption!
Saturday, March 16, 2024
Deeply Fried
I’ll keep on making your greasy snacks
But I feel that you should know
The harder that cursed whip of yours cracks
The lower my give-a-fuck levels go.
But I feel that you should know
The harder that cursed whip of yours cracks
The lower my give-a-fuck levels go.
Friday, March 15, 2024
March
Whenever tranquility is achieved
Its rapid loss is sorely grieved
How much drama can one create?
I’m finding out as of late
And also getting slightly perturbed
For if this nonsense isn’t curbed
Some drastic changes will be made
Beginning with a goodbye parade.
Its rapid loss is sorely grieved
How much drama can one create?
I’m finding out as of late
And also getting slightly perturbed
For if this nonsense isn’t curbed
Some drastic changes will be made
Beginning with a goodbye parade.
Thursday, March 14, 2024
Curiosity
The cupola is pointed like a Persian palisade
White walls, red roof, meticulously made
I have no idea who built this structure or why
But it always makes me smile whenever I drive by.
White walls, red roof, meticulously made
I have no idea who built this structure or why
But it always makes me smile whenever I drive by.
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
Offed
I finally had a freaking day off
So I could recuperate (cough)
But first had dishes to scrub
Then I cooked yummy grub
Which led to the routine
Of scouring utensils clean.
The hamper was piled so high
It looked me square in the eye
But began to slowly erode
Load by tedious load.
In between these joyous jobs
I had to dust (we’re such slobs)
And walk the dogs, feed the cats
I wish I could remove these hats!
I took a day off, whatever for?
Now I’m so dead I need two more.
So I could recuperate (cough)
But first had dishes to scrub
Then I cooked yummy grub
Which led to the routine
Of scouring utensils clean.
The hamper was piled so high
It looked me square in the eye
But began to slowly erode
Load by tedious load.
In between these joyous jobs
I had to dust (we’re such slobs)
And walk the dogs, feed the cats
I wish I could remove these hats!
I took a day off, whatever for?
Now I’m so dead I need two more.
Tuesday, March 12, 2024
NEVER Use THEIR Words
When you hear the word Transparency
You know that someone’s lying
And if they scream Diversity
Your kind is surely dying
Should lazy types chant Equity
Your modest means are taken
And run from Inclusivity
Be smothered or AWAKEN.
You know that someone’s lying
And if they scream Diversity
Your kind is surely dying
Should lazy types chant Equity
Your modest means are taken
And run from Inclusivity
Be smothered or AWAKEN.
Monday, March 11, 2024
Subterranean
The florist around the corner
Made a new arrangement
They found him in the cooler
The bouquet rather fragrant
It laid there right beside his head
A single growing bloom
That was a sickly shade of red
And redolent of doom.
Some don’t share what hurts them
They simply choose to shoot
And endless nagging questions stem
From never knowing the root.
Made a new arrangement
They found him in the cooler
The bouquet rather fragrant
It laid there right beside his head
A single growing bloom
That was a sickly shade of red
And redolent of doom.
Some don’t share what hurts them
They simply choose to shoot
And endless nagging questions stem
From never knowing the root.
Sunday, March 10, 2024
Curtain Call
The swan song is belted off key
Whenever there’s a show
A diva in the first degree
Madame Butterfly has got to go.
Whenever there’s a show
A diva in the first degree
Madame Butterfly has got to go.
Saturday, March 09, 2024
Back to Work
I was giving my brain a break
Now I’m giving it a shake
To see what kind of pithy rhyme I can possibly make
Between my endless chores
I sift through whys and what fors
Searching for a turn of phrase that ultimately soars
So read a line or two
I put them here for all of you
Now pardon me if you please, there’s much I have to do.
Now I’m giving it a shake
To see what kind of pithy rhyme I can possibly make
Between my endless chores
I sift through whys and what fors
Searching for a turn of phrase that ultimately soars
So read a line or two
I put them here for all of you
Now pardon me if you please, there’s much I have to do.
Friday, March 08, 2024
Back Door Deal
They told me
You can’t say THIS
So THIS is what I say
It’s clearly
Just an aegis
Free thinkers won’t obey
Write your laws
And make new rules
As much as you can pass
Here’s a clause
For all you fools
Stick them right up your ass!
You can’t say THIS
So THIS is what I say
It’s clearly
Just an aegis
Free thinkers won’t obey
Write your laws
And make new rules
As much as you can pass
Here’s a clause
For all you fools
Stick them right up your ass!
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