Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Smack

It’s not about talent, commitment or guts
it’s all about kissing appropriate butts.
Aspiring artist? Best pucker those lips
and anchor yourself to the soft fleshy grips.

9 comments:

Noah the Great said...

xDDDD. True.

paisley said...

and this is exactly why i am willing to maintain the anonymity of my work,, here on the internet amongst a small group of people who truly appreciate it... rather than send it off to publishers that are only the first ass in a long line that need to be kissed...

excellently done...

CANDLELIZARDEGG said...

very true....

ozymandiaz said...

hee hee

Anonymous said...

Hey, I just applied for a trade name for our future publishing company and the first rule is no kissing up. You're either good or you're gone! Rule number two is you will have to be an unpublished author. Chances are, if you're already published you've broken rule #1 which disqualifies you. Smile. :)

Stacey said...

Ha Ha great Bob love it...;-)

rch said...

8^D

Crafty Green Poet said...

its all too sadly true

ekhosama said...

I totally agree. I agreed to agree agreeably.