Is it ego or libido
that compels your current credo
or are you just an idiot
imposing on a Speedo?
"Let it all hang out!"
You indiscreetly shout
until you drop from one too many
foamy pints of stout
then Greenpeace gets the call
"Save the whale!" they bawl
before they shove you in the waves
from which you wetly crawl.
Are You Reading Me?
As always, nicely rhymed and rhythm-ed. Hilarious, too.
ReplyDeleteThe opening chain of rhymes are especially well-done, your technique is a welcome read every time.
Thanks Jack, sorry I haven't been by in a while, this was loosely inspired by that southern comfort commercial of the portly gent walking down the beach with his cocktail.
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