Sunday, January 08, 2012

Stay Off the Grass

There was a young girl named Amelia
whose innocence made her seem dumb
she grew this insane sensimilla
with the aid of an emerald thumb
just one decent hit and they'd peel ya
up off of the floor nice and numb.

One morning as she gladly gardened
she noticed a path through the grass
the tracks of a thief to be pardoned
she followed then let out a gasp
the cold lifeless carcass had hardened--
that rabbit was 'stoned' off its ass.

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