Loafing

We've all had breakfast to go
in boxes of various types
that said, I want you to know
about one of my biggest gripes
the foul offense I hate the most
is trying to stomach soggy toast.

It comes from the toaster hot
and crispy to be assured
but pulled from the box it's not
some radical change has occurred
it's damp and limp, a mushy joke
not worthy of soaking up golden yolk--

just think of what we've acheived
as a race, the list is immense
but is it to be believed
this problem is too intense
and hopes of mobile breakfast are dead
for want of a piece of toasted bread?