Thirty straight Punctuate Things that make Me irate Or simply groan Ain’t that great Now it’s time To celebrate.

She thinks she’s so hip With her gaudy frames And those clownish lips Bright red, no shame With a smarmy drawl She believes she can se...

The grease is fresh But not the flesh I love when puns and pathos mesh Late summer night Need a bite? I just may sate your appetite ...

They foster your hate To keep you sedate If your foe is next door You won’t notice the rate At which you are taxed So don’t get relaxe...

When you’re born to work Your back gets sore Your legs get tired And you’re always poor But you are wired To never shirk And though d...

Approaching the fall as the summer ensued The thief told his joker they may be pursued But the jackass grew bolder as the eagle got ill W...

The lure of fruit that gilds a tree One knows they mustn’t scale Can somehow truly whet the appetite Imagining that first chin-drenching ...

My dog jumped into the air to try And chomp an orange butterfly As it went brightly flapping by I guess it’s one of those ‘good things’ ...

I planted an acorn and when I awoke I found myself dwarfed by the mightiest oak And then I looked into the mirror to see A wizened old gn...

He felt the scourge remove his skin Strip by bloody strip And actually heard the flesh begin To agonizingly rip He wondered why this ja...

A semblance of power was granted and then They fiercely belittled then butchered all men Convinced that their ovaries somehow imbued Thei...

Committing crimes? How many times Before you’re apprehended Although you feel Intense appeal It still can’t be defended So keep it li...

Fred kept weeping The whole damn day With Henri creeping Not too far away I attempted sleeping To avoid the gray Thoughts of Grace kee...

Every day is a bit more grim Our chance for survival increasingly slim Well, at least that’s what we’re constantly told By those who trad...

Each tick is like a snicker but the clock will go no quicker for service seldom follows a routine I may be forced to portion and hope f...